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Application form for Indian Elections!!!(AWESOME)

1.Name of Candidate: ____________ _________

2.Present Address:
    (i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
    (ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________  

3.Political Party *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order): ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ ____________

4.Sex: [ ]
    A- Male
    B- Female
    C- Mayawati
    D- Uma Bharathi

5.Nationality: [ ]
    A- Italian
    B- Indian  

6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A- Defected
    B- Expelled
    C- Bought out
    D- None of above
    E- All of above

7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
(If you choose D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
    A- To make money
    B- To escape court trial
    C- To grossly misuse power
    D- To serve the public
    E- I have no clue

8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A- 1-2 yrs
    B- 2-6yrs
    C- 6-15yrs
    D- 15+yrs

9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
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10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
    A- 1-2 years
    B- 2-6 years
    C- 6-15 years
    D- 15+years
11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A- Why not
    B- Of Course
    C- Definitely
    D- I deny it all
    E- I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income?
[ ]
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
    A- 100-500 Crores
    B- 500-1000 Crores
    C- Overflow
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind?
[ ]
    A- No
    B- No
    C- No
    D- No 14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
    [_____________________] Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.

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